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ONRB Episode 12: Invasion of the Body-Snatched

Ben says:  Sup dudes, we're talking about pride parades and dancing she-men, and how its just awesome, and perfectly good, and absolutely something we should support; I'm serious you guys, I'm woke now and I looooooveeeeeee hairy men in dresses. 

ONRB Episode 11: Chilling Outside the Proverbial Cave

Sup guys, we're talking about idealism in this one, oh yeah, but not your father's idealism; this is straight, high-octane stuff, like 30% THC content baby.  Ben calls Jesus a communist and then declares his allegiance to Tiamat, the Goddess of Chaos and Harbinger of Doom; Thomas demures. How did we get there!?! Find out chilling outside the cave. 

ONRB Episode 10: Travelling the Wasteland Together

Hahaahaa, broh, there's nothing about Fallout in this episode; totally, maybe, entirely impossible we talk about next time! We be talking about mutual enrichment through in-group loyalty up in this b**ch.  WESSIDE!

ONRB Episode 9: You're Not Enough

Hey broh, let's talk about whether you're enough or not, and then pretend like we don't already know the answer.  Ben's excited about using the homeless to train rugby players.  I think my audio editing skills are devolving.  Also, there's a naughty bit about testicles. 

ONRB Episode 8: Lawd, Ain't No-one Worthy, Nohow

If you think about it, you aren't even worthy to listen to this recording, right?  Haha, just joking, broh, we all suck. 

ONRB Episode 7: The One With No Matrix References

Seriously guys, we did a whole podcast about technology and society and do not mention the Matrix once.  So, for those who like to not talk about the Matrix, this podcast is for you.  
 
I am sorry, however, that we do mention Lincoln once.  Sad. 
 
Also, the word I was looking for was "meretricious" and not "prurient".  The former means of or relating to prostitution and/or an object of merely surface-level beauty or value, whereas the latter means marked by or arousing immoderate or unwholesome interest or desire, in particular, sexual desire.   
 
I'm glad I got that cleared up.  I'm sure you are too.  Anyway, listen.

ONRB Episode 6: The John Wilkes Booth Memorial Episode

Hey guys, we were all sick the last few weeks and didn't much feel like conversating, but we're back, and better than eva.  This one is about people using historical fantasy to control you, specifically Ridley Scott, who is the evil mastermind of earth.  Anyway, Lincoln makes a guest appearance, there's an argument, and you're invited to the nonsense. 
Demotic historiography is really hard to joke about effectively. 
Also, I'm working on that condenser issue but my oh my its being mighty difficult.  Figured out fading though, that's cool. 

ONRB Episode 5: It's About the Finer Things Guys, with Friendo Chris

We get real fancy in this one broh.  Higher-minded than a pothead in Amsterdam with a chocolate brownie craving.  We tackle the transcendental qualities of wine and other fine combustibles.  Also, it's a special guest, and he's here to talk about the special changes in our bodies. 

ONRB Episode 4: Giving You the Business

We get real serious in this one, guy.  There are talkings about business and how small towns work.  Thomas makes some mildly inappropriate jokes.  A good time is had by all, more or less, and of course, possibly not you. 

ONRB Episode 3: New Years Speculations

We go wide in this one, definitely farther than needed, probably.  Also, the breathing has got to stop.  Ben is less overtly abusive.  Anyway, it's about what the crack-up of America might look like and how it might proceed.  Will there be a civil war, and what does that mean anyway?  Let's find out together.