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ONRB Episode 15: [REDACTED] Octopus

Brah, i can't tell you what's this episode about, or anything like.  Everything is cool and completely normal, my guy.  Ben sezs some wild child stuff, but I think everything is as good as they say on MSNBC. 

ONRB Episode 14: Fifty Shades of Nationalism

Dude.  Dude. DUDE!  Srsly, this is an episode about all the flavours of the rainbow, and done only in the way that Mr. Candyman can do it.  Taste the different nationalisms from the "safety" of your homes.   The schnozeberries taste like schnozeberries.  We also talk about spicy nationalisms, like the ones invented by the German painter and the radical Italian journalist, and it hurts so good.  
 
Come on and taste the rainbow with us. 

ONRB Episode 13: Ben gets REAL Cocky

Hey, brohs.  It's been a minute.   There are people at fault; ain't me.  Obama perhaps.  Anyway, Ben talks about his johnson a bunch, and I (very urbanely) correct him.  Yo, but there's fists in this episode, yo.  And don't forget the eye of the tiger.  tigger? Tiger.  Sly up in this bitch.
 
Punches in bunches, yo.

ONRB Episode 12: Invasion of the Body-Snatched

Ben says:  Sup dudes, we're talking about pride parades and dancing she-men, and how its just awesome, and perfectly good, and absolutely something we should support; I'm serious you guys, I'm woke now and I looooooveeeeeee hairy men in dresses. 

ONRB Episode 11: Chilling Outside the Proverbial Cave

Sup guys, we're talking about idealism in this one, oh yeah, but not your father's idealism; this is straight, high-octane stuff, like 30% THC content baby.  Ben calls Jesus a communist and then declares his allegiance to Tiamat, the Goddess of Chaos and Harbinger of Doom; Thomas demures. How did we get there!?! Find out chilling outside the cave. 

ONRB Episode 10: Travelling the Wasteland Together

Hahaahaa, broh, there's nothing about Fallout in this episode; totally, maybe, entirely impossible we talk about next time! We be talking about mutual enrichment through in-group loyalty up in this b**ch.  WESSIDE!

ONRB Episode 9: You're Not Enough

Hey broh, let's talk about whether you're enough or not, and then pretend like we don't already know the answer.  Ben's excited about using the homeless to train rugby players.  I think my audio editing skills are devolving.  Also, there's a naughty bit about testicles. 

ONRB Episode 8: Lawd, Ain't No-one Worthy, Nohow

If you think about it, you aren't even worthy to listen to this recording, right?  Haha, just joking, broh, we all suck. 

ONRB Episode 7: The One With No Matrix References

Seriously guys, we did a whole podcast about technology and society and do not mention the Matrix once.  So, for those who like to not talk about the Matrix, this podcast is for you.  
 
I am sorry, however, that we do mention Lincoln once.  Sad. 
 
Also, the word I was looking for was "meretricious" and not "prurient".  The former means of or relating to prostitution and/or an object of merely surface-level beauty or value, whereas the latter means marked by or arousing immoderate or unwholesome interest or desire, in particular, sexual desire.   
 
I'm glad I got that cleared up.  I'm sure you are too.  Anyway, listen.

ONRB Episode 6: The John Wilkes Booth Memorial Episode

Hey guys, we were all sick the last few weeks and didn't much feel like conversating, but we're back, and better than eva.  This one is about people using historical fantasy to control you, specifically Ridley Scott, who is the evil mastermind of earth.  Anyway, Lincoln makes a guest appearance, there's an argument, and you're invited to the nonsense. 
Demotic historiography is really hard to joke about effectively. 
Also, I'm working on that condenser issue but my oh my its being mighty difficult.  Figured out fading though, that's cool.